Welcome to Williamsport, where dreams come true, memories are made—and apparently, sign-stealing starts before you hit puberty. This year’s Little League World Series regionals took an unexpectedly shady turn when an Oklahoma squad found themselves at the center of a mini-scandal, receiving multiple warnings and a near ejection for their baserunners flashing signals to the batter about the catcher’s calls. Coaches offered up the usual “just part of the game” shrugs, while the Texas West dugout wasn’t buying the act. In a tournament built on sportsmanship and orange slices, the line between strategy and shenanigans just got a little blurrier.
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TXBackstop34: alright this is getting weird
every time i call for a curve, that kid at second taps his helmet twice
every. time.
OKBoomer07: i had an itch
a symmetrical helmet itch
TXBackstop34: he scratched it in Morse code
and then the batter crushed my best pitch
bro he even winked at me
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Ump_Lou: Gentlemen
If I see one more “coincidental” nose tap, ear tug, or riverdance routine before the pitch
I’m sending someone to the bleachers
And yes, I do eject in Little League
I once tossed a snack mom for clapping off-rhythm
OKBoomer07: ok but hear me out
maybe I was just doing sign language
for “good luck, batter friend”
and “hit the curveball i totally didn’t know was coming”
TXBackstop34: he started doing jumping jacks when I called for a fastball
and yelled “FEELING THE HEAT TODAY”
subtle.
*** HEY GUYS THIS IS JI
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WORDUPTHOME: HEY GUYS THIS IS JI
JIM THOME
WORDUPTHOME: WHEN I WAS A KID
WE STOLE BASES, NOT SIGNS
AND WE SHARED ORANGE SLICES, NOT INTELLIGENCE NETWORKS
OKBoomer07: bro i was just stretching
ever heard of interpretive quad stretches?
TXBackstop34: interpretive stretching doesn't end with finger pistols at the dugout
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i knew it
i saw that little dood dd the “knock knock” joke w1th h1s shoulders
and then the batter h1t an opposite field moonshot
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i say we ban them from sunflower seeds for a year
see how they like life without flavor
Ump_Lou: alright that’s it
no more hand gestures, no more toe taps, no more “accidental cartwheels” when a curve is coming
if you need to stretch, you may do so inside a privacy tent
WORDUPTHOME: I ONCE HIT A HOME RUN WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE PITCH WAS
BECAUSE THAT’S BASEBALL
NOT SPY KIDS 4: SIGNALS UNLEASHED
OKBoomer07: wow ok
sorry for “adjusting my goggles while moonwalking”
just trying to be hydrated and expressive out here
TXBackstop34: look i just want my pitcher to throw a curve without three kids doing the Macarena first
*** LLWS_NewsBot has entered the chat ***
LLWS_NewsBot: LLWS Update:
- Oklahoma under scrutiny for sign stealing antics
- Coach claims “kids just love theatrics”
- One runner reportedly “signaled a changeup using nothing but interpretive dance and a kazoo”
*** Ump_Lou has left to build an ejection catapult from sunflower seed buckets ***
*** OKBoomer07 has left to “stretch” near the third base coach while holding flash cards ***
*** TXBackstop34 has left to invent invisible signs and scream internally ***
*** pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has left to arm-wrestle a radar gun ***
*** WORDUPTHOME has left to donate his Little League glove to a non-cheating child ***