Justin Verlander’s final start already had all the ingredients of a baseball movie: an old ace facing the team managed by his former teammate Don Kelly, a packed Comerica Park, and the lingering possibility that Kelly was still exacting revenge for a dugout hotfoot from fifteen years earlier. Verlander battled into the sixth before A.J. Hinch gave him his curtain call in the most sentimental way possible, sending Verlander’s daughter to the mound to tell her dad his day was done. There were hugs, tears, and even Jim Thome was on hand to remember all the home runs Verlander once helped him hit. Then the ending somehow got even more cinematic, as Detroit’s young core mounted a ninth-inning comeback and Eduardo Valencia sent everyone home with a walk-off homer—a passing-of-the-torch finish so perfect that even Verlander probably couldn’t have scripted it better.
*** Now chatting in #JVDay ***
*** VerlanderlayIndustries has entered the chat ***

VerlanderlayIndustries: okay
last start
no pressure
just twenty-one years of career narrative being condensed into one afternoon
*** SkipHinch has entered the chat ***

VerlanderlayIndustries: aj
this is cinema

SkipHinch: it's pittsburgh

VerlanderlayIndustries: even better
gritty
rust belt
old friends on opposite sides
*** DonnieKellyBaby has entered the chat ***

DonnieKellyBaby: hey justin

VerlanderlayIndustries: DONNIE

DonnieKellyBaby: good to see you buddy

VerlanderlayIndustries: knew you'd take it easy on me today
couple of backups
maybe a utility guy hitting cleanup
ceremonial 82 mph swings

VerlanderlayIndustries: what

DonnieKellyBaby: full lineup
best guys available

VerlanderlayIndustries: donnie
i'm 43

VerlanderlayIndustries: this is my final start

DonnieKellyBaby: also yes

VerlanderlayIndustries: we were teammates

VerlanderlayIndustries: friends

DonnieKellyBaby: definitely

VerlanderlayIndustries: so why is oneil cruz batting

DonnieKellyBaby: managerial responsibility

VerlanderlayIndustries: this feels personal

DonnieKellyBaby: why would it be personal

VerlanderlayIndustries: ...

VerlanderlayIndustries: is this about the hotfoot

DonnieKellyBaby: what hotfoot

VerlanderlayIndustries: don

DonnieKellyBaby: i have no idea what you're talking about

VerlanderlayIndustries: i lit your shoe on fire one time

VerlanderlayIndustries: you remembered the date

DonnieKellyBaby: weird, huh

VerlanderlayIndustries: IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO

DonnieKellyBaby: and yet i can still smell the leather
*** GreeneMachine has entered the chat ***

GreeneMachine: he's been waiting fifteen years to fill out this lineup card

DonnieKellyBaby: healing takes many forms

VerlanderlayIndustries: you said it was funny

DonnieKellyBaby: it is now
because you're facing our best hitters

VerlanderlayIndustries: Pittsburgh's best hitters?
...we're gonna be fine, boys

VerlanderlayIndustries: you started it

VerlanderlayIndustries: strike one
still got it
strike two
STILL got it
strike three
VERY MUCH STILL GOT IT
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DingleAllTheWay: you know you don't have to announce every strike

VerlanderlayIndustries: final start
i'm savoring

DingleAllTheWay: you've thrown six pitches

VerlanderlayIndustries: six fewer remaining
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DonnieKellyBaby: nice slider

VerlanderlayIndustries: thank you

DonnieKellyBaby: next guy's going to try to hit it 480 feet

VerlanderlayIndustries: you're enjoying this

DonnieKellyBaby: tremendously

GreeneMachine: he's still out there

DingleAllTheWay: honestly looks pretty good
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YouSeriousClark: i'm pretty sure he's older than my dad's baseball glove

VerlanderlayIndustries: I CAN READ THIS CHAT

YouSeriousClark: great hearing too
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HaoYuDoin: should we tell him his fastball is 94 now

VerlanderlayIndustries: NO

GreeneMachine: vintage justin was 100

VerlanderlayIndustries: VINTAGE JUSTIN ALSO NEEDED MORE ICE
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ProfessorMcGonigle: six strikeouts is six strikeouts

VerlanderlayIndustries: thank you kevin

ProfessorMcGonigle: my parents watched you pitch when they were younger

VerlanderlayIndustries: gratitude withdrawn
*** bottom of the sixth ***

SkipHinch: okay
one more hitter

VerlanderlayIndustries: that's what you said last inning

SkipHinch: i was lying then

VerlanderlayIndustries: and now?

SkipHinch: managerial ambiguity
*** Brandon Lowe pops out ***

VerlanderlayIndustries: there
one out
easy
who's next

SkipHinch: actually
there's someone here to get you

VerlanderlayIndustries: if this is a reliever i'm refusing to look at him

SkipHinch: not a reliever
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VerlanderlayIndustries: ...

VerlanderlayIndustries: excuse me

GenV: that's enough
good job
come on
/holds out her hand
ball please

VerlanderlayIndustries: happy tears

GenV: okay
still need the ball
*** VerlanderlayIndustries hugs GenV ***

VerlanderlayIndustries: wait
are you choking

VerlanderlayIndustries: okay good

DingleAllTheWay: why would she be choking

VerlanderlayIndustries: i've seen "Field of Dreams"

GreeneMachine: here we go

VerlanderlayIndustries: little girl starts choking on a hot dog
mysterious future former ballplayer steps off the field
turns into a doctor
saves her life
loses his chance to play again

DingleAllTheWay: justin
nobody here is secretly a doctor

VerlanderlayIndustries: are we sure
/looks around the infield

VerlanderlayIndustries: spencer?

VerlanderlayIndustries: dillon?

DingleAllTheWay: i barely understand my own health insurance

VerlanderlayIndustries: kevin?

ProfessorMcGonigle: i'm 21

VerlanderlayIndustries: max?

YouSeriousClark: i'm basically 12

SkipHinch: your daughter is fine

VerlanderlayIndustries: seems a little selfish
all these years
and not ONE of you secretly went to medical school in 1922

SkipHinch: please leave the mound
*** GreeneMachine hugs VerlanderlayIndustries ***

GreeneMachine: thanks for everything

VerlanderlayIndustries: take care of the place

GreeneMachine: we will
/hides "Fifth Third Park" sign
*** DingleAllTheWay hugs VerlanderlayIndustries ***

DingleAllTheWay: honor catching you

VerlanderlayIndustries: you complained about my signs for six months

DingleAllTheWay: honoring you was complicated
*** ProfessorMcGonigle hugs VerlanderlayIndustries ***

ProfessorMcGonigle: i grew up watching you

VerlanderlayIndustries: everybody needs to stop saying that
*** YouSeriousClark hugs VerlanderlayIndustries ***

YouSeriousClark: you were my dad's favorite player

VerlanderlayIndustries: MAX
*** HaoYuDoin hugs VerlanderlayIndustries ***

HaoYuDoin: incredible career

VerlanderlayIndustries: thank you

HaoYuDoin: you are proof you can still perform at an advanced age

VerlanderlayIndustries: we're going to work on your farewell speeches
*** ValenSeeYa hugs VerlanderlayIndustries ***

VerlanderlayIndustries: for what

ValenSeeYa: showing us what it looks like to stay great for a really long time

VerlanderlayIndustries: ...

ValenSeeYa: was that okay

VerlanderlayIndustries: yeah
that one was good

GreeneMachine: rookie wins
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WORDUPTHOME: HEY GUYS THIS IS JI
JIM THOME

VerlanderlayIndustries: jim?

WORDUPTHOME: JUSTIN
I WOULD NOT MISS THIS

VerlanderlayIndustries: we weren't teammates

WORDUPTHOME: NO
BUT YOU CONTRIBUTED TO MY CAREER IN OTHER WAYS

VerlanderlayIndustries: ...

WORDUPTHOME: SEVEN OF THEM TO BE EXACT

VerlanderlayIndustries: jim

WORDUPTHOME: DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT BAT I SENT YOU
THANKING YOU FOR YOUR GENEROUS CONTRIBUTIONS TO OLD JIMBO'S HOME RUN TOTAL

VerlanderlayIndustries: this is my emotional retirement moment

WORDUPTHOME: AND I AM EMOTIONALLY GRATEFUL

VerlanderlayIndustries: you hit seven home runs off me

WORDUPTHOME: YOU HAD TERRIFIC STUFF

VerlanderlayIndustries: apparently not when you were batting

WORDUPTHOME: SOMETIMES GREATNESS BRINGS OUT GREATNESS
AND SOMETIMES IT BRINGS OUT A 450-FOOT HOME RUN TO RIGHT

VerlanderlayIndustries: jim

WORDUPTHOME: LOVE YOU JUSTIN

VerlanderlayIndustries: love you too
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VerlanderlayIndustries: donnie

DonnieKellyBaby: heck of an outing

VerlanderlayIndustries: thanks

DonnieKellyBaby: seriously
proud of you

VerlanderlayIndustries: even after the hotfoot

DonnieKellyBaby: especially after the hotfoot
*** Crowd begins chanting "J-V! J-V!" ***

VerlanderlayIndustries: okay
now this is getting me

VerlanderlayIndustries: yeah

GenV: you're walking too slow

VerlanderlayIndustries: I'M HAVING A MOMENT
*** Bottom of the ninth ***

MLB_NewsBot: Pirates lead 3-1.
Justin Verlander is currently in line to lose his final Major League start.

VerlanderlayIndustries: excuse me
NO

SkipHinch: you aren't pitching anymore

VerlanderlayIndustries: i can still emotionally influence events

VerlanderlayIndustries: veteran aura
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YouSeriousClark: got it
/singles to left

VerlanderlayIndustries: YES
THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE

YouSeriousClark: i'm technically an adult
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HaoYuDoin: keep it going
/doubles to right

VerlanderlayIndustries: YES
PASSING THE TORCH

SkipHinch: please don't literally give them a torch

VerlanderlayIndustries: wasn't planning to

DonnieKellyBaby: probably wise
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ProfessorMcGonigle: this one's for you, sir
/drives in Clark

MLB_NewsBot: Tigers have cut the deficit to 3-2.

VerlanderlayIndustries: KEVIN
I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU

ProfessorMcGonigle: we met this year

VerlanderlayIndustries: AND I BELIEVED QUICKLY
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ValenSeeYa: two outs
two strikes
one more chance

VerlanderlayIndustries: eduardo
no pressure

ValenSeeYa: it's your final game

VerlanderlayIndustries: correct

ValenSeeYa: whole stadium is emotional

VerlanderlayIndustries: correct

ValenSeeYa: comeback rally led by rookies

VerlanderlayIndustries: correct

ValenSeeYa: so basically enormous pressure

VerlanderlayIndustries: yes

VerlanderlayIndustries: ...
*** ValenSeeYa's ball sails over the fence ***

MLB_NewsBot: WALK-OFF HOME RUN.
EDUARDO VALENCIA.
TIGERS WIN 4-3.

VerlanderlayIndustries: HOLLYWOOD
HOLLYWOOD ACTUALLY DID IT
*** the Tigers dugout empties ***

HaoYuDoin: JV GET OUT HERE

ProfessorMcGonigle: LET'S GO

ValenSeeYa: THAT ONE'S FOR YOU OLD MAN

VerlanderlayIndustries: OLD MAN?

ValenSeeYa: emotional old man

VerlanderlayIndustries: ACCEPTED
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DonnieKellyBaby: you've got to be kidding me
your children pulled off a ninth-inning movie ending
respect
/tips cap gruffly
/lights an imaginary cigarette
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WORDUPTHOME: JUSTIN
THAT IS HOW YOU END A CAREER
YOUR DAUGHTER GETS YOU FROM THE MOUND
YOUR TEAMMATES HUG YOU
THE KIDS WALK IT OFF
AND NOBODY CHOKES ON A HOT DOG

VerlanderlayIndustries: exactly

WORDUPTHOME: ALTHOUGH
OLD JIMBO WAS PREPARED

VerlanderlayIndustries: are you a doctor

WORDUPTHOME: NO
BUT I KNOW THE HEIMLICH

VerlanderlayIndustries: thanks anyway, jim
*** MLB_NewsBot has entered the chat ***

MLB_NewsBot: FINAL: Tigers 4, Pirates 3.
Justin Verlander finishes his final Major League start with 5 1/3 innings and six strikeouts.
His daughter Genevieve surprised him on the mound before he left to a standing ovation.
Eduardo Valencia's two-out, two-strike walk-off home run completed a three-run ninth inning.
Don Kelly remains unable to prove that today's Pirates lineup was revenge for the 2011 hotfoot incident.

DonnieKellyBaby: no comment

VerlanderlayIndustries: confession

DonnieKellyBaby: friendship
*** GenV has entered the chat ***

VerlanderlayIndustries: yes sweetie

VerlanderlayIndustries: but they're still celebrating me

VerlanderlayIndustries: ...

SkipHinch: uncanny manager instincts
*** DonnieKellyBaby has left to finally admit the hotfoot was objectively pretty funny ***
*** SkipHinch has left to scout Genevieve for a future bullpen-management position ***
*** YouSeriousClark has left carrying one corner of the torch ***
*** HaoYuDoin has left carrying another corner of the torch ***
*** ProfessorMcGonigle has left to remind everyone that torches do not have four corners ***
*** ValenSeeYa has left to WALK OFF INTO THE FUTURE ***
*** WORDUPTHOME has left to thank Justin for the memories, the strikeouts, AND SEVEN VERY SPECIAL BASEBALLS ***
*** VerlanderlayIndustries has left the chat for the final time ***