Tigers Movie Night, Part 2

Justin Verlander has spent much of his final season trying to turn the Tigers clubhouse into his own personal remake of For Love of the Game. Unfortunately for Jake Rogers, Verlander chose the worst possible moment for his most ambitious reenactment yet. Just before the Tigers were set to release their longtime catcher, Verlander summoned Rogers for the film’s emotional late-game mound visit, insisting that he deliver lines about the team not stinking, the defense making plays behind him and the veteran pitcher finding enough strength for one final throw. What Verlander imagined as a stirring tribute to baseball loyalty quickly became an accidental farewell scene—and Rogers soon realized that “just throw” was not the only phrase taking on an uncomfortable second meaning.

*** Now chatting in #TigersClubhouse ***
VerlanderlayIndustries: jake
grab your catcher's mitt
*** TheyCallMeMisterRogers has entered the chat ***
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: why
VerlanderlayIndustries: we're doing the scene
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: what scene
VerlanderlayIndustries: "For Love of the Game"
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: again?
VerlanderlayIndustries: this is different
you're billy chapel's catcher
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: gus sinski
VerlanderlayIndustries: sure
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: you have watched this movie eighty times and don't know the catcher's name
VerlanderlayIndustries: i focus on the pitcher
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: shocking
*** DingleAllTheWay has entered the chat ***
DingleAllTheWay: what's happening
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: justin wants me to reenact a kevin costner movie
VerlanderlayIndustries: the mound visit scene
late in the perfect game
you come out and give me an inspiring speech
DingleAllTheWay: then what
VerlanderlayIndustries: then i say
"just throw"
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: technically the catcher says that
VerlanderlayIndustries: we'll workshop it
*** SkipHinch has entered the chat ***
SkipHinch: jake
can i see you in my office for a minute
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: sure
VerlanderlayIndustries: not yet
we need five minutes
SkipHinch: this probably shouldn't wait
VerlanderlayIndustries: neither should cinema
SkipHinch: ...
two minutes
VerlanderlayIndustries: plenty
*** VerlanderlayIndustries walks to an imaginary mound in the middle of the clubhouse ***
VerlanderlayIndustries: okay
ninth inning
yankee stadium
perfect game
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: it was the eighth inning
and we're in the clubhouse
VerlanderlayIndustries: use your imagination
DingleAllTheWay: should we make crowd noise
VerlanderlayIndustries: yes
DingleAllTheWay: booooooooo
VerlanderlayIndustries: supportive crowd noise
DingleAllTheWay: wrong stadium
*** GreeneMachine has entered the chat ***
GreeneMachine: why is justin standing on a laundry basket
VerlanderlayIndustries: it's the mound
GreeneMachine: that belongs to the visiting clubhouse
VerlanderlayIndustries: art requires sacrifice
SkipHinch: jake
office
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: one second
apparently i have to preserve the sanctity of a fictional perfect game first
VerlanderlayIndustries: okay
come to the mound
*** TheyCallMeMisterRogers slowly approaches the laundry basket ***
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: what am i supposed to say
VerlanderlayIndustries: tell me my arm is gone
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: your arm is gone
VerlanderlayIndustries: with emotion
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: your arm has been gone since april
VerlanderlayIndustries: that's too real
GreeneMachine: great delivery, though
VerlanderlayIndustries: then tell me i've given everything i have
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: you've given everything you have
VerlanderlayIndustries: yes
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: mostly to the injured list
VerlanderlayIndustries: jake
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: sorry
i'm having trouble finding the character's motivation
SkipHinch: his motivation is to finish quickly
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: noted
VerlanderlayIndustries: now i tell you that i'm going back out there
and you look me in the eyes
and say the line
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: which line
VerlanderlayIndustries: "just throw"
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: okay
just throw
VerlanderlayIndustries: no
it needs weight
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: just throw
VerlanderlayIndustries: more emotion
you have to say it like we've spent our whole careers together
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: we haven't
VerlanderlayIndustries: like you've caught every pitch i've ever thrown
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: i haven't
VerlanderlayIndustries: like this may be our final moment as teammates
*** Everyone looks away ***
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: okay
why did that one make everyone uncomfortable
GreeneMachine: strong acting
DingleAllTheWay: very immersive
*** ScottyDoesntKnow has entered the chat ***
ScottyDoesntKnow: the scene has achieved unexpected organizational relevance
VerlanderlayIndustries: wait
he's about to deliver the line
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: justin, we don't stink right now
the boys are making plays behind you
VerlanderlayIndustries: good
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: you've given us everything you've got
which this season has mostly been veteran leadership from the injured list
VerlanderlayIndustries: unnecessary improvisation
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: your arm is hanging
your career is over
VerlanderlayIndustries: jake, that's not—
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: but you want the ball anyway
VerlanderlayIndustries: now you're getting it
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: so just throw
VerlanderlayIndustries: there it is
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: throw the ball
VerlanderlayIndustries: right
ScottyDoesntKnow: jake
when you're finished here, we'd like to discuss an organizational transaction
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: what kind of transaction
ScottyDoesntKnow: one that reflects our evolving roster architecture
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: am i being traded
ScottyDoesntKnow: we remain transactionally agnostic
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: am i being optioned
ScottyDoesntKnow: your remaining options are not central to the framework
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: am i being released
ScottyDoesntKnow: we acknowledge that release is one of several words available in the english language
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: scott
am i being released
ScottyDoesntKnow: aj would like to see you in his office
SkipHinch: scott
ScottyDoesntKnow: i believe i preserved the human element
SkipHinch: you absolutely did not
VerlanderlayIndustries: hold on
this makes the scene even more powerful
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: does it
VerlanderlayIndustries: you're not just telling me to throw the baseball
you're telling me to continue without you
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: i don't think that's what the movie is about
VerlanderlayIndustries: it's what our version is about
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: your version seems mean
VerlanderlayIndustries: it's bittersweet
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: mostly bitter from where i'm standing
*** SkubalRising has entered the chat ***
SkubalRising: what's going on
DingleAllTheWay: justin is making jake reenact an emotional farewell scene
SkubalRising: before or after they tell him
GreeneMachine: apparently during
SkubalRising: efficient
ScottyDoesntKnow: we strive to consolidate overlapping conversations
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: can we please finish this
VerlanderlayIndustries: yes
one final take
come out to the mound
*** TheyCallMeMisterRogers approaches the laundry basket again ***
VerlanderlayIndustries: my arm is hanging by a thread
every pitch could be my last
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: realistic
VerlanderlayIndustries: but i look toward home plate
and i see you
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: for about another four minutes
VerlanderlayIndustries: jake
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: sorry
VerlanderlayIndustries: tell me what to do
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: just throw
VerlanderlayIndustries: again
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: just throw
VerlanderlayIndustries: louder
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: JUST THROW
*** TheyCallMeMisterRogers throws VerlanderlayIndustries's glove across the clubhouse ***
VerlanderlayIndustries: that isn't the scene
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: neither is getting designated for assignment between takes
DingleAllTheWay: technically he threw
GreeneMachine: best arm in the room
*** WORDUPTHOME has entered the chat ***
WORDUPTHOME: HEY GUYS THIS IS JI
JIM THOME
WORDUPTHOME: JAKE
SOMETIMES BASEBALL THROWS YOU A CURVEBALL
AND SOMETIMES BASEBALL THROWS YOU OUT
...
THAT CAME OUT WRONG
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: appreciate the effort, jim
WORDUPTHOME: BUT EVERY ENDING IS ALSO A NEW BEGINNING
UNLESS YOU GROUND INTO A DOUBLE PLAY
THEN IT IS TWO ENDINGS
VerlanderlayIndustries: jake
before you go
one more thing
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: what
VerlanderlayIndustries: in the movie
after the perfect game
billy chapel retires
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: yes
VerlanderlayIndustries: so technically
you're leaving the team before i am
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: you already retired
VerlanderlayIndustries: cinematically, jake
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: right
just retire
VerlanderlayIndustries: that's not the line
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: it is now
*** MLB_NewsBot has entered the chat ***
MLB_NewsBot: The Detroit Tigers have released catcher Jake Rogers.
Rogers departed after reenacting an emotional scene from "For Love of the Game" at Justin Verlander's request.
Sources describe the timing as “unfortunate” and “tone-deaf.”
VerlanderlayIndustries: i thought it gave him closure
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: you made me catch your imaginary perfect game before firing me
SkipHinch: technically the organization fired you
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: thank you, aj
SkipHinch: sorry
VerlanderlayIndustries: look at it this way
gus sinski didn't return for the sequel either
TheyCallMeMisterRogers: there was no sequel
VerlanderlayIndustries: exactly
*** TheyCallMeMisterRogers has left to catch on with literally anyone else ***
*** VerlanderlayIndustries has left to request one final dramatic bullpen session ***
*** DingleAllTheWay has left to inherit the role and the emotional damage ***
*** GreeneMachine has left to hide every Kevin Costner movie in the clubhouse ***
*** ScottyDoesntKnow has left to explore catcher flexibility through an open-ended process ***
*** SkipHinch has left to schedule difficult conversations before rehearsals next time ***
*** WORDUPTHOME has left to remind Jake that when one door closes, sometimes you should throw it to second ***

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